can you document the exact moment your life started going downhill?
I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY
Avengers Assemble #11
can we talk about how willing Tony was to drop his pants
when Carol Danvers tells you to drop your pants, you drop your fucking pants.
Steve and Carol both have such a smug. I love this entire story arc so much.
You’re all missing the best part of this. Wolverine literally grabbed a tub of popcorn.
As a teacher who regularly finds lost erasers I can confirm this
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
How did u do that tho
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
Pissed off, vengeful turtle is my favorite!
It’s a metaphor, see
when magnussen says “but look how you care about john watson” and then john turns around to face him and sherlock fucking lowers his gaze to avoid meeting john’s eyes
because that’s what you do when you’re in fucking actual love with someone to the end of the earth with all your being and the whole world still thinks you’re some kind of unfeeling frozen robot shit
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It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.