If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Doctor Who
“‘I knew it,’ breathed Rose in awe. ‘I knew you were somewhere, waiting for me. And now we can be together, the way we were always meant to be.’The leather jacket said nothing, but it lay on the floor looking so leathery and jackety that words were unnecessary.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Doctor Who

“‘I knew it,’ breathed Rose in awe. ‘I knew you were somewhere, waiting for me. And now we can be together, the way we were always meant to be.’

The leather jacket said nothing, but it lay on the floor looking so leathery and jackety that words were unnecessary.”

“Well,——me,” he said. “A ——ing wizard. I hate ——ing wizards!”
“You shouldn’t —— them, then,” muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes.

I love this joke, (Mort, Terry Pratchett)