do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
people who are rude to their parents
people who are rude to other people’s parents
Maybe if I never finish Deep Space Nine I can pretend it ends with Garak and Bashir adopting ten refugee children.
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price
I want to be the person you’re scared to lose.
- Character: *dies*
- Me: haha we're just gonna ignore that